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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
  • New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
  • Canadians plant gardens.
40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
  • Californians shiver uncontrollably.
  • Canadians Sunbathe.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
  • Italian Cars won't start
  • Canadians drive with the windows down
32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
  • Distilled water freezes
  • Canadian water get thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
  • New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
  • Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
  • Hollywood disintegrates.
  • Canadians rent some videos.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
  • Mt. St. Helens freezes.
  • Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
  • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
  • Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
  • Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
  • Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
  • Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
  • Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
  • Hell freezes over.
  • The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.


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