Model home told to lose weight
You see them in the ads in glossy magazines, on billboards, even beckoning from the side of the road: the model homes.
Turtleneck worn to cover up turtle neck tattoo
“What can I say? I was really into turtles,” explains Josh Tanner.
OH LA LA
France to decide if historically disastrous mistake might be right for them too!
France is reaching the late stages of its federal election, and the time for a choice has arrived.
BREAKING: First 100 days of Trump presidency revealed to be incredibly elaborate Viagra commercial
Trump slams Canada for "hoarding Hollywood's most attractive Ryans"
Daniel Day-Lewis lived for years as Daniel Day-Lewis for role as Daniel Day-Lewis in Daniel Day-Lewis biopic
Canadian government to test universal weekly income of $5 on select group of responsible 8-year-olds
United Airlines finding it has really solved that pesky overbooking problem
WHAT A GENTLEMAN! Canadian boy won't make secret American girlfriend, who is definitely real, attend his prom
Trump calls to congratulate astronaut, unaware she went to space to escape his sexist policies
Newly 40-year-old actress books first of 8,169 probiotic yogurt commercials
Man terrified of Islam gets 3/100 on 'How Much Do You Know About Islam?' Facebook quiz
New Addams Family reboot releases first cast photo
Hologram of Tupac hologram to headline Coachella
New yoga class to incorporate phone-friendly poses
What ever happened to a simple, old-fashioned, unicorn-themed cup of black coffee?
WestJet launches no-frills airline to be called 'Air Canada'
THE WEED NUMBER
Happy 4/20 from the spray-on cologne makers of North America
Original Fathers of Confederation announce Canada 150 reunion tour
American dairy shortage traced to Mike Pence's 60-litre-a-day skim habit
John Gibbons, Mike Babcock, and Dwane Casey prepare for their set at Coachella
Man somehow deemed too awful for even Fox News
Friendly doctor suddenly initiates small talk in middle of prostate exam for some godforsaken reason
Horror movie protagonist credits survival to advice shouted by viewer