LOW EXPECTATIONS
Honestly, all I really have to do here is show up
An op-ed by the year 2017.

Jeremy Woodcock
TRUMP
Obama unleashes tweetstorm on NO ONE BECAUSE HE'S THE GOD DAMN PRESIDENT AND ADULT MAN
Last night after watching an episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers, President Obama lashed out via the internet, tweeting… NOTHING BECAUSE THIS NEVER HAPPENED BECAUSE OBAMA IS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
A SLAM DUNK
Hilarious man proudly yells out "condom factory" when asked for suggestion at improv show
After being invited to his former roommate's performance, this 34-year-old had his own enthusiastic audience contribution.

Cara Connors
GET THAT MONEY
Unpaid intern contributes 18% of his experience to RRSP

Dan Kalmar
RESOLUTIONS
Man decides instead of joining gym this year, he'll throw $80 in puddle every month

Andrew Barr
Video
Would You Rather: 24 Edition
Funny Stuff |
RESOLUTIONS
Local gym offers new "Realistic Membership" good from January 1-17
Sophie Kohn
Video
Born this way
Funny Stuff |
RESOLUTIONS
"This is my year!" vows local woman for fifth year in row

Ify Chiwetelu
JFL GALA
The Sklar Brothers have hope for Toronto
JFL GALA
How Americans travel and do sightseeing
JFL GALA
How unlucky are you when you get hit by two trains?
NICE
Pat Thornton's kitchen can be anything. This time it's an auto shop.
JFL GALA
Nate Bargatze plays church basketball
OLYMPIAN
Canadian gold medalist Ivanie Blondin's big mistake
TIME'S UP
Toronto woman suddenly realizes she should probably begin 2016 resolutions
It’s the last week of December and Jamie McCarthy, a rehabilitation therapist, is desperate to finish all of the goals she set for herself.
MERCY!
Please, PLEASE grant us mercy from your devastating boycotts
GOOD GUY
Pat Thornton's kitchen can be anything. This time it's a public bathroom.
STORYTIME
Jeremy Hotz gets too intimate with a cat
ICON
An ode to the bird that is pleasantly drunk
HOP ON
Pat Thornton's kitchen can be anything. This time it's a bus.
LOL
Pat Thornton's kitchen can be anything. This time it's a law office.