THAT WAS EASY
Trump prepares for Take Your Kids To Work Day, or as he calls it, 'Thursday'
“The president’s schedule on that day shows nothing remarkable, nothing out of the ordinary,” said an unnamed aide.
IT'S A KEEPER!
'The Handmaid's Tale' early frontrunner for Best Documentary Emmy
The show, based on Margaret Atwood’s 1985 dystopian novel depicting a world in which a totalitarian government threatens the rights and individuality of every woman.
O'Leary drops out of leadership race due to lack of support in Quebec, rest of Canada
Reached via Skype, O’Leary said, “I know I’m not ‘Mr. Nice Guy. I’m not for everyone."
New social media site offers refreshing change: no posts
LIKE A BOSS
'Sliding over the hood like a badass' added to all Canadian provincial driving exams
Model home told to lose weight
Turtleneck worn to cover up turtle neck tattoo
OH LA LA
France to decide if historically disastrous mistake might be right for them too!
BREAKING: First 100 days of Trump presidency revealed to be incredibly elaborate Viagra commercial
Trump slams Canada for "hoarding Hollywood's most attractive Ryans"
Daniel Day-Lewis lived for years as Daniel Day-Lewis for role as Daniel Day-Lewis in Daniel Day-Lewis biopic
Canadian government to test universal weekly income of $5 on select group of responsible 8-year-olds
United Airlines finding it has really solved that pesky overbooking problem
WHAT A GENTLEMAN! Canadian boy won't make secret American girlfriend, who is definitely real, attend his prom
Trump calls to congratulate astronaut, unaware she went to space to escape his sexist policies
Newly 40-year-old actress books first of 8,169 probiotic yogurt commercials
Man terrified of Islam gets 3/100 on 'How Much Do You Know About Islam?' Facebook quiz
New Addams Family reboot releases first cast photo
Hologram of Tupac hologram to headline Coachella
New yoga class to incorporate phone-friendly poses
What ever happened to a simple, old-fashioned, unicorn-themed cup of black coffee?
WestJet launches no-frills airline to be called 'Air Canada'
THE WEED NUMBER
Happy 4/20 from the spray-on cologne makers of North America
Original Fathers of Confederation announce Canada 150 reunion tour