NAUGHTY OR NICE?
Santa to comply with Paris Agreement, give naughty kids solar panels instead of coal
He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice while complying with guidelines surrounding the reduction of greenhouse gas emissions and advancement of sustainable energy set forth by the Paris Agreement under the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change.
Terrible Christmas gifts I regret buying
This year, I’m confident that every gift I give will be amazing.
'Huge nerd' excited for most popular movie franchise in human history
Benjamin Cole, 36, is embarrassed to confess that like a total and complete nerd, the new Rogue One trailer has made him look forward to the next instalment of the most universally beloved and successful movie franchise ever created by man.
Someone get me out of this hell
Op-ed by a man stuck inside a Tim Hortons commercial
Have you ever heard of a 'payback' party?
Young people act like they invented everything, even sex
Cast of Love, Actually: Where are they now? No, right now
Luke Skywalker reminds me quite a bit of myself
'Here's what I was thinking' - By the guy who wired your house
THIS IS THAT
Bride wants federal tax credit for weddings over $200,000
TONE IT DOWN
10 tips for surviving that inevitably awkward holiday work party
I DON'T THINK SO
National Gaslighters' Association announces it doesn't exist and you're being crazy
A Vent Calendar: 25 mini-rants about the events of 2017
This is why we drink Caesars in Canada
5 great gifts for your dog, plus 5 less expensive gifts for your family
Toronto woman petitions for fewer nights of Hanukkah
Why is Justin Trudeau trying to buy our love with useless gifts?
THIS IS THAT
Deplorable working conditions at Canada's leading inspirational quote producer
OFFICE MEMO: It's Secret Santa time again at CSIS
6 Stephen Leacock quotes that still shock!
SNOPES: Did Tim really 'forget' to put out the garbage?
News quiz: Same sex marriage, Office break rooms and Olympic games
Don't do this: Things I hate as a sober person at holiday parties