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HE'LL REMEMBER YOU

If you hear a Sarah McLachlan song, you are now legally required to break up with nearest 14-year-old boy

PROMISES MATTER

Woman who vowed to live out Grade 6 game of MASH welcomes 74th child to beautiful shack

HERE COMES THE PM

Feral prime minister stalks countryside in search of weddings to ruin

HALIFAX COMEDY FEST

Making your own porn before the Internet

HE COULDN'T REFUSE

Mafia mom still does adult son's money laundering

TOO LONG/TOO SHORT

Mom, child sad about 'One Month Until Back To School' poster for opposite reasons

SENSIBLE SONGS

Backstreet Men, Spice Women, and other grown-up bands team up to make an album for old people

NOTE TO SELF

My armpit hair is a feminist statement

NEXT TIME?

The official template for cancelling plans