Independence Day: Resurgence announces its Oscar nomination for Alternative Best Picture
Taking a cue from the US government’s recent PR campaign of “alternative facts”, Independence Day: Resurgence has announced its own nomination this morning for Alternative Best Picture.
Sports Minister announces mini golf to now be called "golf", golf to be called "large golf"
Canada’s Minister of Sport Qualtrough did unveiled one piece of alarming news, namely that “mini golf” will now assume the name of “golf,” and what we have previously known as golf will be called “large golf”.
Like a newborn fawn, white middle-class woman takes delicate, wobbly steps into first protest march
On Saturday morning, armed with a crisp protest sign as clean and white as a Christmas Eve snowfall, Elizabeth Manning, 39, took her very first tentative steps into the centre of her local Women’s March.
MOVIN' ON UP
Donald Trump not happy about moving into government housing
...Whose bra is that?
Hand-holding couple causes 21-person pile-up on Toronto sidewalk
US-based Kevin O'Leary to run Canada with 800-kilometre extendable robot arm
Amazon Prime offers same-day delivery for anti-depressants starting January 20th
"I will get this country out of a $1.5 trillion deficit," says man who couldn't get out of a $2,800 deficit
A DOG'S PURPOSE
Man consoles himself about Winnipeg film's animal cruelty with plate of factory-farmed bacon
Trudeau criticized for upcoming vacation to lost city of Atlantis
Toby Keith gives middle finger to authority by playing for most powerful person in world
Obama issues last-minute pardon to Grown Ups 2
"No problem!" declares denim-clad man about to go skiing for first time in 15 years
New app counts calories burned as user tries to wriggle free from the patriarchy
Canada announces shitty remake of flashy American show
The casting director explains their choice of lead in this saga of power, wealth, and status.
Plywood sales soar as American women board up uteruses in preparation for Trump presidency
French-language Conservative debate to tackle issues such as, "Bonjour, may you please show me the library?"
American man crams in every possible medical procedure during final three days of healthcare
Kevin O'Leary pitches new product placement–filled O Canada
GOOD NEWS! Blue Monday is a myth – you are just sad every day, Derek
Lack of Wi-Fi results in longtime couple begrudgingly having sex