ADVERTISING
BREAKING: First 100 days of Trump presidency revealed to be incredibly elaborate Viagra commercial
IT'S TRUE
Trump slams Canada for "hoarding Hollywood's most attractive Ryans"
ACTING
Daniel Day-Lewis lived for years as Daniel Day-Lewis for role as Daniel Day-Lewis in Daniel Day-Lewis biopic
Canadian government to test universal weekly income of $5 on select group of responsible 8-year-olds
REACCOMODATION
United Airlines finding it has really solved that pesky overbooking problem
IMPRESSIVE
WHAT A GENTLEMAN! Canadian boy won't make secret American girlfriend, who is definitely real, attend his prom
RECORD-BREAKING
Trump calls to congratulate astronaut, unaware she went to space to escape his sexist policies
OF COURSE
Newly 40-year-old actress books first of 8,169 probiotic yogurt commercials
IGNORANT
Man terrified of Islam gets 3/100 on 'How Much Do You Know About Islam?' Facebook quiz