Exhausted Grade 1 teacher breaks record for most movies played during class in one-week period
She made her way into the record books when she played over 149 movies to her students over a five-day period.
YOUR SPECIAL CANADA
Jonathan Torrens is Slappy the Trivia Beaver
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I am about real solutions, not flashy distractions. Now please enjoy these glow-in-the-dark coins
I hope you are all enjoying the new glow-in-the-dark toonies the Canadian Mint has recently put into circulation.
Conservative Party finding new leader 'not Skeletor-y enough'
Insecure about turning 150, Canada considers getting an earring
VERY North By VERY North-East Festival kicks off in Qikiqtarjuaq, Nunavut
REUNITED AT LAST
Sean Spicer steps down as press secretary so he can talk to reporters
Hummus shortage crisis directly linked to lesbian BBQs during Pride Month
Brown Mississauga doctor removes mother-sized tumour from child
My name is David Stea and this is a private residence
LA LA LAND PARODY
CANADA: The musical
Woman gives birth to brand new Instagram feed
Man spends glorious first day of summer inside posting about glorious first day of summer
New man-bun Ken doll will interrupt any female voice to mansplain his kombucha podcast
I am quitting because they would not let me play Garfield
JOB POSTING: White House press secretary
In response to Starbucks selling alcohol, LCBO to sell Mike's Hard Cake Pops
NICE TO BE HOT
Michael Ondaatje named Reader's Digest's Sexiest Man Alive
Toronto Life's 'Sophie & Justin': How we came to be the most hated couple in Ottawa (at least for 4 years)
New Ford F-150 comes with two boys who are at their mother's place most of the week
The doctor, from Scarborough, is IN
JUST FOR LAUGHS
The Muppets sing a song about Canada
Hospital gift shop sells out of 'It's A Desperately Needed Distraction From A Relentless Nightmare!' balloons
FRIES WITH THAT?
Juilliard to cut the crap and become actual bartending school