The Short List - East
Cory McAdam (Beaconsfield, QC)
RANT
In the '60s I was cool
My friends and I were hip
I joined in Beatlemania
And even took a trip
The advertisers wanted me
I was their target group
But now, it seems that all they want
To sell me is canned soup
I saw Led Zepplin when they came
Saw Bonham on the drums
Joe Cocker at the Gardens
And CSN and Young
I was a marketer's delight
An advertiser's dream
But now they only target me
For anti-wrinkle cream
I really don't mind growing old
My life is quite well-rounded
It's just not easy to accept
No longer being hounded
To Coke I'm just not young enough
The Gap would say I'm staid
Too calm for Coors, too mild for Mich
Too slow for Gatorade
My age is that of Steven Jobs
But Apple doesn't care
Levi's turned its back on me
They don't care what I wear
There may be firms that want my cash
But I don't want their stuff
Don't want the plots, don't want the pills
For that there's time enough
It's quite ironic when I see
The admen turn their pitch
To teenagers without the funds
Now that I'm finally rich
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Out of hundreds and hundreds of entries, just twenty Canadians made it to the Short List and won themselves an audition with Canada Writes. Then eight semi-finalists were picked to play in the Eastern semi-finals and Western/Northern semi-finals.
Read their winning songs, blogs, ads, rants and movie pitches!
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The Canada Writes 09 Online Challenge is now over. Thanks for playing!
Updates
(Toronto, April 25, 2009)
It was a very tight race in the end. Our four finalists fought it out by blog, song, ad and a three-line story. First, they each drew a blog topic, from “the best hundred dollars I ever spent” to “one fact I would like to ‘un-know’”. Challenge number 2 was to re-write a song by Queen, with Valerie Stanois from the musical We Will Rock You bringing power vocals to their surprising new words. Then judges Geri Hall, Terry O’Reilly and Darrell Dennis sent Kaveh Mohebbi through the infamous Trap Door. Challenge number 3 was the radio ad. Clever ads for Cornhobbler’s Crematorium and Juice Bar (obviously not a real business) and Christmas greetings from the makers of Flank Chainsaws won Katie Sanders and Laurie Schwartz a last chance at writing glory, but it was Margaret Beach’s turn to go through the Trap Door. Finally, Laurie and Katie had to come up with the first two lines of a three-line story… on yellow writing pads on their laps…and in 90 seconds….
After weeks of effort and tension and achievement -- from the writing contest in January, through the auditions, the short list, the semi-finals and the finals – it was all over in a couple of minutes. Katie pulled ahead by a crucial point -- and became the winner of Canada Writes 09! Listen to the show! Read the blogs!
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Winner of the Online Challenge! Ontario's Heather Smith is the winner of this year's People's Choice Award. Her winning entry was a re-write of the ABBA song 'Waterloo.' Take a look!
Western semi-finalist 09
