April Fool's Apology All-Stars: Part 1, "Just trying to help"

...5 years? okay i am sorry, but you are supposed to check your luggage before you take it through security. 

Sorry I told you that the New York times called your novel "unputdownable" when they actually called it "unreadable".

When I said I had cheap floor seats to Coldplay, I meant the floor in front of my television. Sorry, I just spent your $100. 

I'm sorry I told you your hair looked stupid and to cut it off. It looks stupid now.

I'm sorry for everyone who bought a tshirt during the Charlie Sheen "winning" phase... burn it.

I'm sorry for replacing your entire iTunes library with Nickelback.

I should never have told you the neighbour's garage was a Tim Horton's drive-thru. Or let you drive without your glasses.

sorry for letting the air out of your tires. I thought you were due next month. 

Dear Facebook, I'm sorry I abandoned you today to participate in the Twitter challenge ~ you know she means nothing to me. XOX

Freely Released  @FreelyReleased

Yeah, okay. There's no Tim Horton's 'Dig Through the Tuna Salad in Your Sandwich to Win' Contest. But you gave it your all.

Andrea Bowes @AndreaBowes

Sorry I threw that mannequin into your pool. Someday we'll look back on this and laugh. 

Baby powder in your hairdryer was cruel at 6am, but with all those grey hairs I'm sure no one noticed. Sorry sweetums :)