Breakup Tweet Challenge
All-Stars Part 2: "Domestic Breakup" and "Heartfelt"
We'll be announcing the winner of the Breakup Tweet Challenge on Wednesday, February 22. In the meantime, we're rolling out the All-Stars as chosen by our judge, The Globe and Mail's Tabatha Southey (@TabathaSouthey). Today's categories: "Domestic Breakup" and "Heartfelt."
Best Domestic Breakup Tweets
@mirverburg Don't hit your weird mole with the door on the way out.
@jaidspur Our relationship is like our smoke alarm; I know I should fix it, if nothing but for the cat's sake, but I can't be bothered.
@jaidspur You make my soul feel like that kitchen sponge that's been sitting in that weird porcelain frog with the huge mouth for weeks.
@AliBryan Because you shouldn't be doing parkour in your forties.
@bellyofawhale Your poncho smells like a poncho.
Best Heartfelt Breakup Tweet
@Notbadsofar I'm thinking of leaving for good tomorrow, if it doesn't snow. Hope that's ok with you. Don't tell anyone all of my secrets.
Stay tuned for Part 3 of Tabatha's All-Star Tweets tomorrow: the "Canadiana" and "Tech & Nerd" categories.
Read Part 1 of Tabatha's All-Stars here.