Breakup Tweet Challenge
All-Stars Part 3: "Canadiana" and "Tech & Nerd"
We'll be announcing the winner of the Breakup Tweet Challenge on Wednesday. In the meantime, we're rolling out the All-Stars as chosen by our judge, The Globe and Mail's Tabatha Southey (@TabathaSouthey). Today's categories: "Canadiana" and "Tech & Nerd."
Best Canadiana Tweets
@shaecooke It was 30 below; your tongue stuck to that telephone pole like a newborn calf latching onto its mother. "Releath me” you said.
@gmacofglebe we'll always have Paris... Ontario.
@BenBrisebois We fight like I'm James Wolfe and you're Marquis de Montcalm. No matter who wins, it will kill us both.
Best Tech and Nerd Tweets
@savageknight If you are still reading this, then I have to adjust my security settings.
@f*ckyeahcbc No can love. Am robot.
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@craddo You were not the droids I was looking for.
@mikeymaybe You've sullied my Netflix account.
@Pitchandspin Darling, just search #canadawrites Pick one you like.
@bellyofawhale You keep giving our bedroom bad reviews on @yelp
@bellyofawhale I read your blog.
Stay tuned for Part 4 of Tabatha's All-Star Tweets tomorrow: the "Political" category.
Read Part 2 of Tabatha's All-Stars here.