Autobiography Challenge: Today's picks
"Pit Mair In." By Stuart Mark
Stuart Mark dwelled on a diet of deep-fried intention and ketchup, until he was driven out of Scotland for hating football and using passive verbs. Head down into the Chinook wind, Stuart collided with the Rockies and woke as a Canadian, but he is still arrogantly garbled by his homeland.
Stuart Mark, Okotoks AB