Thursday, September 19, 2013 |
Tip#1: Keep conversation academic and serious
Life is hard. In fact, life is brutal. It's long, it's filled with suffering and is uncomfortably boring. Courtship shouldn't be any different. When trying to impress an attractive woman choose a topic that is near and dear to you, say, the preservation of forests, and deliver a lecture on the subject. They say ennui is contagious so bring your best game and let the "mansplaining" begin. If she looks bored, she's yours!