5 hot dating tips from Russian literature: Diary of a Madman by Nikolai Gogol

Tip#4: Speak in mind-boggling prose and poetry

When going for the girl of your dreams, it's important to boost your confidence. Follow these suggestions to get that confident swagger. Look in the mirror and repeat to yourself: "I am not a tailor's son, nor an obscure cabbage, I am a nobleman." If you are unsure what to say, practice lines in a diary first. Women like it if you speak exclusively in poetic verse, try this line out on her: "Tis an hour since I saw thee, And it seems a whole long year; If I loathe my own existence, How can I live on, my dear?" Using the term "my dear" softens intensity. And last, remember you are not crazy, you are the King of Spain and any woman would be lucky to have you.

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