A DOG'S PURPOSEMan consoles himself about Winnipeg film's animal cruelty with plate of factory-farmed bacon
A DOG'S PURPOSE
APPLEiPhone update to autocorrect "what u doing" to "I am bored out of my mind can we do something"
L'ESPRIT D'ESCALIEROctogenarian suddenly thinks of perfect scathing retort 58 years after disagreement with colleague
OFFICE PARTYThoughtful co-worker can't decide which $10 piece of crap to buy for office Secret Santa
COFFEEYears of study bring us no closer to determining what in the hell is going on with Coffee Time
TRAVELAir Miles cancels expiry policy, nation relieved the year they spent accumulating $12 in points not a waste
CYBER MONDAYBest Buy to offer an additional 10% off if you don't laugh when they say "Cyber Monday"
CBC's OFFICIAL GREY CUP PREDICTION: one of the Ottawa ones I guess, if there is still an Ottawa one? Is there?
Scientists discover white men with dreadlocks come from alternate dimension where that also not okay