It's only been a few days since I was fired "encouraged to pursue other opportunities" and I'm already running out of money. How does that happen so fast? I'm not spending irresponsibly or anything. In fact, aside from the occasional (ruinously expensive, I'll admit) caramel-white-chocolate-double latte, I'm really very frugal. Time to rewrite the ol' resume AGAIN. Ah, job hunting. One of life's sweet little pleasures.
While I work on that, do tell: what's your favourite euphemism for being right-sized/optimized/streamlined?
While I work on that, do tell: what's your favourite euphemism for being right-sized/optimized/streamlined?

