Look to the stars! Not the easiest thing to do in Vancouver for much of the year, but when it's clear the night sky does not disappoint. Unfortunately, I am afraid that doing stories about stargazing has always disappointed me. Television cameras never quite capture the awe inspiring majesty and brilliance that all those constellations and planets give to the human eye. Pointing our lens into a telescope lens has worked no better. But looking into a telescope yourself at the heavens is always worthwhile. It's so big and we're so small.
Given the technical problem of astronomy TV stories, it's always a challenge to do them justice. Too dark to film the stars, murky sky buffs moving amongst the shadows - illuminated by our 'sun guns', which kind of defeats the whole purpose. But when Simon Fraser University told me they were having a daytime sun gazing session, I said count me in. Scientists there are trying to raise money for an innovative school outreach centre to attract young minds to science at an early age. Had it existed in my day, perhaps I'd be a scientist now. Nah, would never happen. Sunny 'Scopes ![]()

Here's are a few things I learned in the course of doing a story about customizing cars. Most of the people who want to customize cars are men who have money. Quite often, lots of money. Quite often that means they are middle aged, and quite often they want to customize a car from their youth. Quite often they choose a car that meant alot to them when they were young because of what happened inside it one night when the feeling was right. Quite often this produced an intense memory that gives them great happiness whenever they recall it. So as they age, and they get alot of money, they want to return to that happy time by customizing the kind of car that holds such importance in their lives. A sentimental lot, car buffs.
The Dutch Master, Rembrandt, is so revered in art circles that his paintings sell for millions of dollars. But his influence also can be seen every day on television screens. All of the camera operators I've worked with over the years are very familiar with "Rembrandt Lighting", a technique that uses key and fill lights to emphasize one side of a subjects face on the screen. The idea, traced back to Rembrandt, is that this lighting allows viewers to focus better on a subject and listen better to what they have to say. Apparently, it puts people at ease.
I often wonder if the world has more kinds of cycles than it has cars. Unicycles, bicycles, tricycles, those quadricycles with the funny cabana style roof you find a beach resorts. Within the bike category alone you'll find a whole range of options. Tandem, mountain, road racing, triathalon, fixie, recumbent, cruiser, touring, BMX and many more can all be found on the streets of Vancouver.
Anyone remember the Tom Swift books for boys? They gave the Hardy Boys a run for the money back in the 60s space race. All kinds of Grade Six lads read them and watched Johnny Quest and Lost in Space on TV, dreaming that one day they too could become astronauts.
You should have seen Lawrence Crawley's eyes light up when I told him I have an original Sex Pistols 'Never Mind the Bullocks' album. "We could sell that within an hour," he told me. Of course, when I said 'have', that's only kinda true. I gave my record collection to my sister for safe keeping decades ago when I moved out of the country. Guess what? I never asked for it back. (Hey Pam. Send me that album. I'm hankering to listen to "God Save the Queen" again.)
The trouble with doing a story about neon signage in Vancouver during the day is .... (fill in your answers here).
I once picked up a library book that featured every Oscar winner since the Academy Awards began back in the 1920s. With the same diligence that allows some kids to memorize baseball statistics, I proceeded to learn by heart who won what when in most major categories. The book ended with the 1969 winner (was that the year "In the Heat of the Night" took best picture?) so it was not that huge a list. I mostly forgot what I learned over the years - though it still bugs me that "The Best Years of Our Lives" beat out "It's a Wonderful Life" for best pic in 1946.
Who would have thought that a trip to watch a historic clock's return to Granville Street could turn into a lesson in the art of punning. In this case, it's the Birk's Clock, that was removed several years ago when the Canada Line subway construction began and the venerable jewellry company decided to refurbish its giant time piece for the first time in almost 100 years. They called in the best - and he delivered ... and then some. A who really knows when the clock is ticking.
I wonder how many of us had New Year's resolutions that included pressure washing the mould and muck off the back fence. That's some big job. But not nearly as big as the one a fellow I ran into had. Cleaning the entire side of a building of decades worth of grime, all because of one night's worth of grafitti. But this was no garden variety tagging. It was Olympic sized. 




