Once upon a time there lived a handsome prince. He met a fair and beautiful maiden. All the peasants in the land thought them a most winsome and enchanting pair. The couple was married last April 29th. There was much rejoicing in the land.
There was one, however, with whom this rejoicing about this Royal pairing sat not well. One resolved to make his voice known throughout the kingdom by calling in to the BBC's "JVS Show".
Hear the one they call Melvin.