| Today, I got an email from a Mr. Raman Usman, of a bank in Burkina Faso. He's offering to go halfsies on ten million dollars he's found. All I have to do is pay for the administrative expenses. "The transfer is risk-free," Mr. Usman says, "hence you are going to follow my instruction till the fund transfer to your account." Well, no offense, Mr. Usman, but I'm considering not following your instruction. You lost me at "ten million dollars". It's just too much. You should have aimed lower. You should have offered me a chance, say, to eat a croissant. It allegedly worked for the people who scammed a man named Chu, in Taiwan. According to a report in Taiwan's "Apple Daily", Mr. Chu received an email offering "French bread so delicious it will make you cry". And there was a photo of a croissant. If Mr. Chu jsut sent ninety-nine Taiwanese dollars -- about three dollars -- to a bakery, it would send Mr. Chu the croissant in the photo. Here's a quick profile of Mr. Chu. Likes: croissants, taking advantage of unlikely Internet offers. Dislikes: thinking about things. He wired the ninety-nine Taiwanese dollars toute de suite. But no croissant. Instead, the company handling the transaction called him to say his money hadn't arrived. He sent it again. Then a bank manager called, saying the money was still not there. Mr. Chu duly resubmitted his payment. Then someone from the not-at-all-suspiciously-named "Monetary Supervision Commission" called and told Mr. Chu that his croissant was still there, and still delicious, but that he would have to re-send the money yet again. According to the "Apple Daily", Mr. Chu somehow sent the scammers a total of twelve million Taiwanese dollars -- which is three-hundred-and-ninety-eight thousand dollars Canadian. At that point, naturally, he started to become suspicious. Now, I'll admit that part of this story doesn't ring true. The part about all of it. Who comes up with a croissant scam? How could a ninety-nine dollar croissant end up costing someone twelve million dollars? Just how gullible is this Mr. Chu supposed to be? Is this story of an email scam a scam itself? On the off-chance that this story is true, I feel bad for Mr. Chu. Because if it is, it means he's the first person to be double-crossed over a single croissant. And now, from their album "The Double Cross", here's Sloan, with "Follow The Leader".
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