Gary, Bob ... you're fired
from CBC.ca archives | Wed, 16 Feb 2005
From a CBC Sports Online satire
A door in the wall slowly opens. Out from the darkness emerges a man, well dressed, but poorly coifed. He walks toward the boardroom table in the centre of the room, pulls out the high-backed leather chair parked at its edge and sits down.
On his right side sits an older man who could be your grandfather, but his countenance is that of a mafia boss.
To his left is a pretty, if severe, blonde woman in a freshly pressed suit.
All three stare sternly at the two men seated across from them.
Trump: Gary, Bob, you guys know why you've been brought to the boardroom, right? The NHL is one of the top brands in all of sports. There are hockey fans everywhere. But a $2-billion industry is in jeopardy because you two can't find a way to divide the pie.