BURNABY, B.C.—After a sudden downturn in business following a negative Yelp review, local 7-year-old Yasmin Ramos has closed her once popular lemonade stand after just two days of operation.

With a barebones menu of lemonade and bags of kettle corn, Ramos found initial success with local pedestrians, until a review calling the refreshment stand a "total disgrace" was anonymously posted to Yelp earlier this week.

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"After hearing the hype, I had high hopes for Ramos' much-aggrandized lemonade," wrote the review. "What a joke! Not only had it warmed slightly in the sun, it wasn't even made from freshly-squeezed lemons!"

Even if the lemonade weren't swill, the design was embarrassingly bad. - Yelp review

"Insofar as flavoured drink mix can be considered 'lemonade', this was the most pedestrian 'lemonade' I've ever made the mistake of consuming," it continued. "This so-called beverage is an affront to lemons, liquids, and humanity in general."

Ramos, who established the stand to raise funds for her and her 4-year-old brother Jimmy to go play games at the PNE Playland amusement park, earned $38 in their first day of operation, but saw sales drop 70% following the negative buzz caused by the review. After the second day, Ramos brought her folding table back inside with the help of her father and shuttered her metaphorical doors for good.

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"We made so much money on Saturday. Like, more money than I've ever made in whole life," said the Sir John Franklin Elementary School student. "But the second day we only made $11 in two whole hours. And it was hot. And I wanted to watch TV instead."

Beyond the quality of the lemonade, the reviewer also took issue with nearly every aspect of the child's small business, including the decor, poor quality of service, and "absurd" prices.

"Even if the lemonade weren't swill, the design was embarrassingly bad," wrote the unsatisfied customer. "The hand-written signage was out of alignment, difficult to read, and filled with spelling mistakes."

"I thought I'd give their kettle corn a chance, but had to send it back three times to get a bag where the caramel wasn't partially melted," the review continued. "The shoddy service didn't help matters. I don't know how long it took them to figure out how much change I was owed, but it felt like a lifetime."

"And they expect us to pay 50 cents for this?!" the reviewer concluded.

When reached for comment, Ramos was disappointed her success was so short-lived, but was already looking ahead to future endeavours.

"It's okay because our daddy said he would take us to the PNE and pay for everything anyway because he said he was proud of us and also because he wanted us to put our $49 in a savings account," said the young entrepreneur in one breathless sentence.

"Besides, I want to teach myself how to do a cartwheel by the end of the summer, so I'm trying to focus on that," she concluded.

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